26-09-2019, 11:58 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Fear not Tabby, I heard you calling and came as quick as I could.Firstly, do not worry about almost having a conversation with the Dongle.
Try to stay positive as it was only a short one, and you came to your senses quite rapidly.
Just incase you feel you might not sleep tonight though, I have left our most potent 'Anti-Male' potion by your bedside. It is very pleasant and palatable, and you only need a few sips.
You will then sleep peacecully, and wake up tomorrow full of energy and renewed desire to rid our establishment of those nuisance 'thingy's.'
27-09-2019, 12:08 AM
25162
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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You've given her the wrong potion, you've given her testosterone by mistake. When she wakes up with a full beard and a deep voice she'll have you to thank for it. On the plus side she will be able to swell the ranks of us men.
You are wrong as usual Judsy.
I have eyes everywhere, and I saw you trying to swap my potion for one of your own concoctions. Then when poor Tabby awoke with a flea ridden beard like yours, I would have got the blame.
Not to be I'm afraid. You were so easily sussed it was laughable.
Now go to bed and stop making a nuisance of yourself.
Go on, off you go . .
27-09-2019, 06:32 AM
25164
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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You may be coming out as transgender.
27-09-2019, 06:34 AM
25165
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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You've given her the wrong potion, you've given her testosterone by mistake. When she wakes up with a full beard and a deep voice she'll have you to thank for it. On the plus side she will be able to swell the ranks of us men.
27-09-2019, 06:38 AM
25166
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Flea ridden? How very dare you. My beard is kept clean, short, and flea free at all times. Think Paul Hollywood - that'll give you some idea of what it looks like (he copied the style from me).
Now - stop trying to induce food related nightmares - and scram out of here!
27-09-2019, 09:48 AM
25168
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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That'll never happen, Judd, Mups is far too careful about her potions! Besides - testosterone has a very distinctive smell - I would know better than to drink the stuff!
27-09-2019, 09:50 AM
25169
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Fear not Tabby, I heard you calling and came as quick as I could.Firstly, do not worry about almost having a conversation with the Dongle.
Try to stay positive as it was only a short one, and you came to your senses quite rapidly.
Just incase you feel you might not sleep tonight though, I have left our most potent 'Anti-Male' potion by your bedside. It is very pleasant and palatable, and you only need a few sips.
You will then sleep peacecully, and wake up tomorrow full of energy and renewed desire to rid our establishment of those nuisance 'thingy's.'
27-09-2019, 11:19 AM
25170
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Flea ridden? How very dare you. My beard is kept clean, short, and flea free at all times. Think Paul Hollywood - that'll give you some idea of what it looks like (he copied the style from me).
Not from what I've seen . . . I sneaked in and took this picture at your Mum's birthday party, Judsy.
Not quite a Paul Hollywood me thinks.
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