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Limericks. (New).

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EZ Rider

Chatterbox

Surrey

Joined: Mar 2013

Posts: 30,755

EZ Rider has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more

24-09-2020, 01:49 PM

3371

Re: Limericks. (New).

Old Percy went out for a stroll
But alas he fell down a manhole
He shouted out loud
To the nearby crowd
"I'm ok! I fell on a Mole!

A cheer went up from the crowd

Last Tango

Senior Member

North Ayrshire, Scotland

Joined: Oct 2017

Posts: 974

Last Tango has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more

24-09-2020, 01:54 PM

3372

Re: Limericks. (New).

A cheer went up from the crowd
Who noticed Percy was well endowed

EZ Rider

Chatterbox

Surrey

Joined: Mar 2013

Posts: 30,755

24-09-2020, 01:56 PM

3373

Re: Limericks. (New).

A cheer went up from the crowd
Who noticed Percy was well endowed
His jeans were torn off

Last Tango

Senior Member

North Ayrshire, Scotland

Joined: Oct 2017

Posts: 974

24-09-2020, 02:00 PM

3374

Re: Limericks. (New).

A cheer went up from the crowd
Who noticed Percy was well endowed
His jeans were torn off
And when he started to cough

Mups

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Northamptonshire

Joined: Jun 2013

Posts: 46,083

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24-09-2020, 03:30 PM

3375

Re: Limericks. (New).

A cheer went up from the crowd
Who noticed Percy was well endowed
His jeans were torn off
And when he started to cough
People gawped and gasped out loud.

It bought tears to one lady's eyes

EZ Rider

Chatterbox

Surrey

Joined: Mar 2013

Posts: 30,755

24-09-2020, 03:40 PM

3376

Re: Limericks. (New).

It brought tears to one lady's eyes
You could tell it was such a surprise

Barry

Chatterbox

North Notts

Joined: Dec 2010

Posts: 15,676

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24-09-2020, 04:06 PM

3377

Re: Limericks. (New).

It brought tears to one lady's eyes
You could tell it was such a surprise
It had been quite a while

Last Tango

Senior Member

North Ayrshire, Scotland

Joined: Oct 2017

Posts: 974

24-09-2020, 04:15 PM

3378

Re: Limericks. (New).

It brought tears to one lady's eyes
You could tell it was such a surprise
It had been quite a while
And she started to smile

Mups

Chatterbox

Northamptonshire

Joined: Jun 2013

Posts: 46,083

24-09-2020, 05:38 PM

3379

Re: Limericks. (New).

It brought tears to one lady's eyes
You could tell it was such a surprise
It had been quite a while
And she started to smile
As Percy tried to grab his Levi's.

By now quite a crowd were there

Barry

Chatterbox

North Notts

Joined: Dec 2010

Posts: 15,676

24-09-2020, 06:14 PM

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Re: Limericks. (New).

By now quite a crowd were there
But alas, Percy's parts were all bare

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