Re: It occurred to me, while I was cutting my toe nails.

You feel such an Ass when your Knees won't bend properly to let you up to get out the Bath lol and you have to yell for help...groan
He finds it Hilarious....Swine
But he also made me promise not to have a Soak if he's not there....just incase.....

Re: It occurred to me, while I was cutting my toe nails.

For that reason I always take a tube of Pringles and a bottle of Vodka with me to the bathroom so if I did get stuck and nobody else was in the house I could survive for a few days

I do end up having a lot of false alarms though and only realise that I'm actually not stuck at all once I've consumed the bottle of Vodka and half the tube of Pringles... I hate it when that happens.

Re: It occurred to me, while I was cutting my toe nails.

Ha Ha Ha maybe I should try that, for me it's usually Scented Candles and my Music.
What gets me is that I have no Bother getting on and off the Horses....far more awkard than the Bath, and a lot further to fall lol.

Re: It occurred to me, while I was cutting my toe nails.

Be sure to, but when he finds you inebriated in the tub laughing uncontrollably at your reflection on the tap (or maybe that's just me) don't tell him where I live

Re: It occurred to me, while I was cutting my toe nails.

Hold on a sec, where is that picture taken? I recognise that road...

Re: It occurred to me, while I was cutting my toe nails.

Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
To hide in the jelly.
Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in jelly?
No.
That's because they paint their toenails red.

Re: It occurred to me, while I was cutting my toe nails.

I think you've taken my advice Robert

Re: It occurred to me, while I was cutting my toe nails.

A new patient was quite upset when the doctor's nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress. "But I only want the doctor to look at an ingrown toenail!" he protested.

"Our rule is that everyone must undress," replied the nurse as she handed him a very skimpy johnny.

"That's a stupid rule," grumbled the patient, "making me undress just to look at my toe."

"That's nothing," growled a voice from the next cubicle. "I just came to fix the phones!"

Re: It occurred to me, while I was cutting my toe nails.

What advice be that then OB?

Re: It occurred to me, while I was cutting my toe nails.

Sorry about jokes, I usually post only original stuff, but I got carried away by the depth of interedt in toenails & their world.

I did spot a piece on "1001 things to do with toenail clippings , but it was all a bit gross.