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As Murray was serving the ball
The forecast rain started to fall
So they closed the roof -
Normally foolproof -
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As Murray was serving the ball
The forecast rain started to fall
So they closed the roof -
Normally foolproof -
But it jammed because Murray's too tall
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Archimedes was running his bath
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Archimedes was running his bath
Eratosthenes ran up the path
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Archimedes was running his bath
Erastosthenes ran up the path
Archie said " Look I've invented this screw!"
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Archimedes was running his bath
Erastosthenes ran up the path
Archie said " Look I've invented this screw!"
"And I'm Principled too"
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Archimedes was running his bath
Erastosthenes ran up the path
Archie said " Look I've invented this screw!"
"And I'm Principled too"
Quoth Euclid "And it was me who invented maths
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While driving one morning to work
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While driving one morning to work
Was bumped, up the rear, by a jerk
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While driving one morning to work
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