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12-07-2012, 11:19 PM
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Tom Swifty.

You probably know all about Tom Swifties but I never heard of them before, is it a British thing?, anyway I love them, there's a weirdness about them that appeals to me, here's a few.

"I need a pencil sharpener," said Tom bluntly.
"Oops! There goes my hat!" said Tom off the top of his head.
"I can no longer hear anything," said tom deftly.
"This must be an aerobics class," Tom worked out.
"I couldn't believe there were 527,975 bees in the swarm! Tom recounted.
"Your fly is undone," was Tom's zippy rejoinder.

This is my favourite so far, "I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
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Re: Tom Swifty.

I like these!!!
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Let's get married Tom said engagingly
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That's a very good one Rena.
"The students exam papers are all wrong". Tom remarked.
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I forgot our meeting Tom said absently
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18-07-2012, 09:55 PM
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This salad dressing has too much vinegar," said Tom acidly.
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19-07-2012, 08:24 AM
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"Darling, our love is gone...I need something to hang on to.."
Said Tom holding back.

Terrible I know, but at least I tried.
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I've just fallen in the river said Tom in denial.
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"Good God!, my hair is falling out!" said Tom grasping at straws.
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"Well shut my mouth," said Tom staring agape.
 
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