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09-02-2019, 06:25 PM
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Who says he was stolen ?
Looks to me like an escape


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09-02-2019, 06:27 PM
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Hmmmmm....
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09-02-2019, 06:28 PM
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Yesterday from 4:00pm until 5:00pm I was languishing in a scented bath - preparing for a night out - and I have 369 witness to prove it!

I think the real culprit is the cat burglar with the exploding bottom! Very suspicious that - I would demand a DNA test!

Here are a few of my witnesses - the rest wish to remain anonypuss:-



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09-02-2019, 06:28 PM
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Interesting, Inspector, and funny you should say this.

I was on my way to visit you about another matter on the said afternoon, when I heard some yelling, and saw Mr. Biggun's hedge parting.

I was on the opposite pavement, and hadn't got my glasses on I admit, but I am sure there was a scruffy looking man with a beard poking something through the hedgerow. This would have been about 2.30 p.m.

I crossed over to get a better look, and to my utmost shock and horror, was confronted by this:




This rather vulgar man was laughing at me, and he was carrying a garden gnome under his left arm.

Another gentleman tried to trip the culprit up with his rake as he jumped up into an old green tractor, but he got away.

Hope that is of help. Poor Nigel. Poor Mr. Biggun.
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09-02-2019, 06:31 PM
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Did you make it yourself too LD?
Yes, with Quorn pieces and a Korma sauce. Added some veg as well.

I shared some with Nigel.
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09-02-2019, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Yes, with Quorn pieces and a Korma sauce. Added some veg as well.

I shared some with Nigel.
Oh noooo!
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09-02-2019, 06:34 PM
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It all sounds very suspicious to me! I will be back later to read all the statements and try to surmise who is telling porkies!
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09-02-2019, 06:38 PM
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This is a job for Sherlock Gnomes and Dr. Potson.
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09-02-2019, 06:40 PM
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Oh noooo!
You used a jar sauce!
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Oh noooo!
'fraid so Rhian.
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