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11-02-2019, 09:07 AM
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Re: How far would you go ?

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Tuts that you are two timing me.....last I heard you were booking the church...Men!
That is exactly our problem, Summer. I love you heaps, but I can't be seen in a church and also you probably would find it hard to leave behind all those grand children. Sorry.
Can we still be friends across the water?
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11-02-2019, 09:11 AM
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Ohhhh Twinky, I had nearly forgotten about you, don't ask me why.
Mupsy and Twinky, the terrible two, suits me fine.
How quickly can you get organised?
I will see if Mups can order a boat for us to row to Australia....I know you like fit strong women!

Ignore that Summer, she has enough to do looking after all the OFF members in Yorkshire!
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11-02-2019, 09:11 AM
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Re: How far would you go ?

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That is exactly our problem, Summer. I love you heaps, but I can't be seen in a church and also you probably would find it hard to leave behind all those grand children. Sorry.
Can we still be friends across the water?
OMG...I've been dumped...I am distraught
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11-02-2019, 09:17 AM
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Re: How far would you go ?

Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
I will see if Mups can order a boat for us to row to Australia....I know you like fit strong women!

Ignore that Summer, she has enough to do looking after all the OFF members in Yorkshire!
Tuts at Twinks....where's the sisterhood

See what you have done Plopps...sorry for the typos it's difficult to type through tears
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11-02-2019, 09:17 AM
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Re: How far would you go ?

Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
I will see if Mups can order a boat for us to row to Australia....I know you like fit strong women!

Ignore that Summer, she has enough to do looking after all the OFF members in Yorkshire!
A row boat to Australia, brilliant idea. It might get you both a refugee status. That's if you ever make it.
Summer, take a flight, it's quicker.
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11-02-2019, 09:27 AM
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Re: How far would you go ?

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Tuts at Twinks....where's the sisterhood

See what you have done Plopps...sorry for the typos it's difficult to type through tears
Well I know he can't manage 3 women at the same time Summer.
Anyway if you do go to the third house on the right, in Perth, he is never home! He hides in a nearby tree and only comes down when he sees a lady who will meet his needs ....and they change on a daily basis.
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11-02-2019, 09:35 AM
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I say, " Good morning" to the postman sometimes! That's far enough.
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11-02-2019, 09:36 AM
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Re: How far would you go ?

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Well I know he can't manage 3 women at the same time Summer.
Good point Einstein, but more to the point, even 2 women is a bit much sometimes. Perhaps you could flip a coin and make it just one woman? Perhaps I should consider going off women altogether? There's a monastery about 70 km from here.
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11-02-2019, 09:41 AM
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As far as I could cycle.
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11-02-2019, 09:43 AM
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I say, " Good morning" to the postman sometimes! That's far enough.
He might get posted abroad.
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