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11-02-2019, 01:15 PM
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Facebook for cows

I see that today a new app has been introduced for farmers to match prospective bulls for mating to suitable cows. It seems that the app is based on the same system as the version used for the human race,. I wonder if the animal applicants will be more honest when posting their profiles,any comments anyone? Regards, Donkeyman.
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11-02-2019, 03:21 PM
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Someone will be milking it!
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11-02-2019, 03:22 PM
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Do you think they'll write a load of bull like some humans do?
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11-02-2019, 03:29 PM
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Farmers are getting up early because of this ... when asked why farmer brown replied ‘ I don’t want to end up with the ugly one!’
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11-02-2019, 04:54 PM
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I thought they all used Teater.......pull the Udder one
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11-02-2019, 06:24 PM
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Did this app start in ...uddersfield



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11-02-2019, 06:52 PM
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I wonder if there will be a cow, Pat?
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11-02-2019, 07:21 PM
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Mooove along now....sorry, I canít help it...
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12-02-2019, 01:09 AM
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Re: Facebook for cows

Originally Posted by Donkeyman ->
I see that today a new app has been introduced for farmers to match prospective bulls for mating to suitable cows. It seems that the app is based on the same system as the version used for the human race,. I wonder if the animal applicants will be more honest when posting their profiles,any comments anyone? Regards, Donkeyman.


There is an abundance of cows on faceache, Donkeyman!
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