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29-08-2019, 10:36 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Is our hot weather cooling right down?
Asked EZ with a big frown
I must cover my big hairy chest
And buy myself a thermal vest
And a nice new warm dressing gown.




When Arthur asked Elsie to dinner
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

When Arthur asked Elsie to dinner
He knew she wasn't really a winner
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30-08-2019, 07:15 AM
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When Arthur asked Elsie to dinner
He knew she wasn't really a winner
So he said "Let's go Dutch"
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30-08-2019, 09:01 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

When Arthur asked Elsie to dinner
He knew she wasn't really a winner
So he said "Let's go Dutch"
She didn't like that very much
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30-08-2019, 11:00 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

When Arthur asked Elsie to dinner
He knew she wasn't really a winner
So he said "Let's go Dutch"
She didn't like that very much
Cos in truth she had tried to get thinner


Elsie’s diet was boring and bland
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30-08-2019, 01:38 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Elsie's diet was boring and bland
You could count calories on the fingers of one hand
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30-08-2019, 10:06 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Elsie's diet was boring and bland
You could count calories on the fingers of one hand
Sod it she said, I'm having a pie
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Elsie's diet was boring and bland
You could count calories on the fingers of one hand
Sod it she said, I'm having a pie
At barkeep, "A pint, I'm so very dry"
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31-08-2019, 01:03 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Elsie's diet was boring and bland
You could count calories on the fingers of one hand
Sod it she said, I'm having a pie
At barkeep, "A pint, I'm so very dry"
And waved a gesture so very grand.





Betty stayed up so late one night
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Betty stayed up so late one night
A bang on the window gave her a fright
 
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