Re: Make him a cuppa
Originally Posted by
Mups
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I read something quite amusing in the paper.
Apparently up to half a million tradesmen, mainly Electricians, Plumbers, and Heating engineers regularly have lady customers offering them a romp rather than pay their bill !
What's more, 5,000 of the men admitted taking them up on it.
Gardeners and painters are less likely to be propositioned, probably because they are either wet and muddy or covered in paint!
Federation of Master Builders, Andy Stevens, reckons he was propositioned three times.
However, the top ten gripes of tradesmen were:
1. Not being offered a cuppa!
2. Late payers.
3. Offered sex instead of pay.
4. Asked to do ' quick' other jobs for free, while he's there.
5. Being told a job was an emergency, when it wasn't.
6. Being watched.
7. Customers buying their own materials.
8. Paperwork.
9. Fixing another tradesman's bad work.
10.Customers changing their mind during the job.
So there you go -
Just make him a cuppa and cough up.
I think our tradesmen enjoyed coming to our home.
We had two landscape gardeners laying paving in a section of our garden last year. They would arrive around 8.30 am, and start work immediately, at 9.30am I would take them two mugs of tea and two sausage baps on a tray, accompanied by a bottle of ketchup and HP sauce. Needless to say, they wolfed them down. At 12 oclock, it was a mug of Latte Coffee and Chocolate digestive biscuits. and at 3 pm it was a mug of tea with a Greggs Sausage Roll or three rounds of Cheese or Ham & Tomato Sandwiches to share between them.
They were such lovely young lads, and worked really hard, ensuring that they tidied up thoroughly at the end of each working day. It was no bother at all feeding those two youngsters as they worked. I know the difference between hardworking and shirkers, and I would not have been so accommodating if they had been the latter.
It was the same when we had the bathroom and kitchen done two years ago, only it was Bacon Baps for breakfast for those two.