09-12-2018, 06:37 PM
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Re: A Christmas Surprise
Originally Posted by Floydy
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Come over to the back of the bus if you like Sweetie. We can have our very own little fashion show 
We deffo need another story.
Can you fly a Jelly Copter Floydy?
I know Fruity can fix them.
10-12-2018, 06:46 PM
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Re: A Christmas Surprise
So the way I see things at the moment are:We have a manor house booked for a fancy dress party featuring the strapping young men of this forum in tights and its luscious ladies in their best frilly knickers. It's only accessible by air, so we need a jellycopter.
Well folks, I can't fly it but Fruitcake has got it fixed and May is our pilot. Here she is on her way to take us to our destination...
10-12-2018, 08:55 PM
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Re: A Christmas Surprise
Ah,yes-I recall the day that jellycopter flew into the small Welsh village I was at the time busy pillaging. I renamed it ''Pantygirdle'' after my favourite item of armour. I'd just got a buxom serving wench by the name of "Lookyu'' from the local populace,when suddenly,a wobbling,floppy monstrosity arrived overhead. "Oh,goodness me" I thought "I just took this village for my own,when the Flying Rump wobbles into sight!" [for at that time,Pantygirdle was firmly under my Lordly command] "GAD! I thought "There'll have to be a welcoming party and overnight billeting!" I then spent a few moments wondering which wench could accomodate and please this flying force.....[ok-over to you lot]
11-12-2018, 12:41 AM
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Re: A Christmas Surprise
Originally Posted by Sweetie pie
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Oh gawd a few Christmas surprises developing. XAny more?
Sorry, I should have said . . . . . .
The End - incase anyone didn't realise I had finished.
Is another one going on the same thread?
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