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effingpot
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Hampshire, UK
Joined: Mar 2016
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30-04-2020, 01:26 PM
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For God's sake open the pubs up again before we all become alcoholics!
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Hampshire, UK
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09-05-2020, 03:34 PM
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I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid.
But I can stop whenever I want!
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effingpot
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Hampshire, UK
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09-05-2020, 03:37 PM
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Someone stole my wife's debit card last week.
I haven't reported it as they are spending less than her!
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Arena
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France
Joined: Mar 2017
Posts: 58
10-05-2020, 12:42 PM
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Re: One liners and short jokes!
Why are ballerinas always dancing on their toes?
Can't they just get taller girls?
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France
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10-05-2020, 02:43 PM
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When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a females body. Then I was born
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Judd
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West Riding of Yorkshire
Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 12,538
10-05-2020, 04:01 PM
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A shop assistant fiercely fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun, yesterday.
Police are now looking for a man and say there's a price on his head
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Northamptonshire
Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 46,083
10-05-2020, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by
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A shop assistant fiercely fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun, yesterday.
Police are now looking for a man and say there's a price on his head
I like that.
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Primus1
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York
Joined: Jul 2015
Posts: 4,648
10-05-2020, 05:21 PM
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Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off a man within 15 minutes.
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Unfortunately, I also lost my job at the local swimming pool.
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Bedfordshire UK
Joined: Jun 2015
Posts: 544
11-05-2020, 03:52 PM
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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
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effingpot
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Hampshire, UK
Joined: Mar 2016
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25-05-2020, 03:35 PM
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I told my doctor I have a problem with my left ear.
He said “Are you sure?”
I said “Yes I’m definite”
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