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For God's sake open the pubs up again before we all become alcoholics!
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I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid.
But I can stop whenever I want!
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Someone stole my wife's debit card last week.
I haven't reported it as they are spending less than her!
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10-05-2020, 12:42 PM
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Why are ballerinas always dancing on their toes?
Can't they just get taller girls?
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10-05-2020, 02:43 PM
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When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a females body. Then I was born
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10-05-2020, 04:01 PM
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A shop assistant fiercely fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun, yesterday.

Police are now looking for a man and say there's a price on his head
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10-05-2020, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
A shop assistant fiercely fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun, yesterday.

Police are now looking for a man and say there's a price on his head


I like that.
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Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off a man within 15 minutes.
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Unfortunately, I also lost my job at the local swimming pool.
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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
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I told my doctor I have a problem with my left ear.
He said “Are you sure?”
I said “Yes I’m definite”
 
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