He cannot be Serious! Elgin Marbles.
OMG, Barnier is putting in a clause to the Trade agreement that the Elgin Marbles must be returned to Greece!! Methinks Barmey has lost his own marbles with this one. Either that or the EU do in fact have a sense of humour.
Hey Barmy! Are there any other clauses you might like to add that are so paramount to the forthcoming Trade talks?
You have obviously asked all 27 prisoner member states for their wish-list in your sheer desperation. Spain - Gibraltar? Argentina - Falklands? Perhaps you may even stoop to ask us to dig up our glorious brave War Dead and return them back home???
We will have to start coming up with some of our own.
France - we still owe you one for Harold’s eye.in 1066.
Europe - you can start repaying us for all the armament of WW11.
France - OK, You could demand the return of your captured Standards from the Napoleonic Wars. In return- we will demand the £3.6tn you owe us from WW11.
Germany - return all the stolen loot from WW11.
European Museums - Return all of your treasures to their countries.
France - we want all of our arrows back from the Battles of Agincourt and Crecy.
France - we want all of the lands in France back that our kings ruled over in medieval times.
Germany - you still haven’t paid for bombing comedian Stan Boardman’s local chippie yet!
Germany - time to return the bust of Nefertiti back to Egypt.
France - time to return the Obelisk back to Egypt.
France - the Mona Lisa was painted by De Vinci - an Italian - give it back!!
That’s just the start of our demands.
You can however, in the spirit of goodwill, have Corbyn and the Labour Party.