16-04-2020, 05:51 PM
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Another Blonde Joke!
Jennifer, a blonde girl came skipping into the kitchen at home straight from school one day.‘’Mummy, Mummy,’’ she yelled, ‘’we were counting today, and all the other children could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!’’
‘’Very good,’’ said her mother.
‘’Is it because I’m blonde?’’ Jennifer asked.
‘’Yes, it’s because you’re blonde’’ said her mother.
The next day the girl came skipping into the kitchen again straight home from school. ‘’Mummy, Mummy,’’ she shouted, ‘’We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other children could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!’’
‘’Very good Jennifer.’’ said her mother.
‘’Is it because I’m blonde?’’ Jennifer asked.
‘’Yes, it’s because you’re blonde’’
The next day Jennifer came skipping home from school.
‘’Mummy, Mummy’’ she shouted, ‘’we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!’’
And she lifted her blouse to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
‘’Very good,’’ said her embarrassed mother.
‘’Is it because I’m blonde, Mummy?’’
‘’No darling, it’s because you’re 24’’.
16-04-2020, 10:06 PM
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Re: Another Blonde Joke!
Originally Posted by shropshiregirl
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Jennifer, a blonde girl came skipping into the kitchen at home straight from school one day.‘’Mummy, Mummy,’’ she yelled, ‘’we were counting today, and all the other children could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!’’
‘’Very good,’’ said her mother.
‘’Is it because I’m blonde?’’ Jennifer asked.
‘’Yes, it’s because you’re blonde’’ said her mother.
The next day the girl came skipping into the kitchen again straight home from school. ‘’Mummy, Mummy,’’ she shouted, ‘’We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other children could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!’’
‘’Very good Jennifer.’’ said her mother.
‘’Is it because I’m blonde?’’ Jennifer asked.
‘’Yes, it’s because you’re blonde’’
The next day Jennifer came skipping home from school.
‘’Mummy, Mummy’’ she shouted, ‘’we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!’’
And she lifted her blouse to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
‘’Very good,’’ said her embarrassed mother.
‘’Is it because I’m blonde, Mummy?’’
‘’No darling, it’s because you’re 24’’.
(Nicked.)
07-06-2020, 04:01 AM
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Re: Another Blonde Joke!
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
07-06-2020, 11:14 AM
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Re: Another Blonde Joke!
Originally Posted by Swannie148
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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."So, you have blondes in Australia too!
08-06-2020, 12:55 AM
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Re: Another Blonde Joke!
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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