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Cherie B
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Oxfordshire
Joined: Aug 2018
Posts: 45
25-05-2020, 05:21 PM
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One Liners.
Why did Elizabeth Arden?
Because Max Factor!
Did you hear about the Palestinian who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe!
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David P
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South Oxfordshire
Joined: May 2020
Posts: 82
05-06-2020, 09:09 PM
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Re: One Liners.
Liked them
How do confuse an Irish builder?
Put out two shovels for him to choose from and ask him to take your pick
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Arena
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France
Joined: Mar 2017
Posts: 58
08-06-2020, 01:57 PM
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Re: One Liners.
Why are ballerinas always dancing on their toes?
Can't they just get taller girls?
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Swannie148
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Sydney, Australia
Joined: Jun 2020
Posts: 283
09-06-2020, 06:29 AM
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Re: One Liners.
I always take life with a grain of salt.
Plus, a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.
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Judd
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West Riding of Yorkshire
Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 12,538
09-06-2020, 10:10 PM
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I saw Vincent van Gogh in the pub and asked him if he wanted a drink, he said no thanks, I’ve got one ear.
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Swannie148
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Sydney, Australia
Joined: Jun 2020
Posts: 283
10-06-2020, 11:29 AM
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Last night, I played poker with Tarot cards … got a full house and 4 people died.”
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effingpot
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Hampshire, UK
Joined: Mar 2016
Posts: 105
10-06-2020, 05:47 PM
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So in retrospect, in 2015 not a SINGLE person got the answer right to "Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"
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Toffeeman55
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East Yorkshire UK
Joined: Jun 2020
Posts: 22
04-07-2020, 07:14 PM
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If vegetarians are interested in saving animals, then why are they eating all their food!!!!
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Swannie148
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Sydney, Australia
Joined: Jun 2020
Posts: 283
11-07-2020, 12:10 AM
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Cherie B
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Why did Elizabeth Arden?
Because Max Factor!
Did you hear about the Palestinian who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe!
Hi Cherie
Good idea. I started same game on a former forum.
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Swannie148
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Sydney, Australia
Joined: Jun 2020
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11-07-2020, 12:11 AM
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
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