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25-05-2020, 05:21 PM
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One Liners.

Why did Elizabeth Arden?

Because Max Factor!

Did you hear about the Palestinian who tried to blow up a bus?

He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe!
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05-06-2020, 09:09 PM
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Re: One Liners.

Liked them
How do confuse an Irish builder?
Put out two shovels for him to choose from and ask him to take your pick
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Why are ballerinas always dancing on their toes?

Can't they just get taller girls?
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Re: One Liners.

I always take life with a grain of salt.
Plus, a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.
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I saw Vincent van Gogh in the pub and asked him if he wanted a drink, he said no thanks, I’ve got one ear.
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Last night, I played poker with Tarot cards … got a full house and 4 people died.”
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10-06-2020, 05:47 PM
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Re: One Liners.

So in retrospect, in 2015 not a SINGLE person got the answer right to "Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"
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If vegetarians are interested in saving animals, then why are they eating all their food!!!!
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11-07-2020, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Cherie B ->
Why did Elizabeth Arden?

Because Max Factor!

Did you hear about the Palestinian who tried to blow up a bus?

He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe!
Hi Cherie


Good idea. I started same game on a former forum.
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
 
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