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Love it! Sums him up in a nutshell!
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What’s long and red and hangs from an asshole...?.






Jeremy corbels tie.....
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27-11-2019, 12:33 AM
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Just had that Dianne Abbot at my door singing The Twelve Days Of Christmas for charity.

Took her nearly three hours.
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As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking...fast. So he shouted out, "Anyone here knows how to pray?" Just one guy stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain, I know how to pray." "Good," said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets, - we're one short."
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27-11-2019, 11:11 AM
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As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking...fast. So he shouted out, "Anyone here knows how to pray?" Just one guy stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain, I know how to pray." "Good," said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets, - we're one short."
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27-11-2019, 05:05 PM
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As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking...fast. So he shouted out, "Anyone here knows how to pray?" Just one guy stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain, I know how to pray." "Good," said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets, - we're one short."
Good one!! LOL!!!
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As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking...fast. So he shouted out, "Anyone here knows how to pray?" Just one guy stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain, I know how to pray." "Good," said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets, - we're one short."
Excellent. Consider it nicked.
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28-11-2019, 04:45 PM
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A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.”
Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.”
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!”
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
“Well,” Little Johnny says, “every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there?’
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28-11-2019, 07:34 PM
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A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.”
Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.”
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!”
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
“Well,” Little Johnny says, “every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there?’
 
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