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Three stages of sex as we get older:

Tri-weekly
Try weekly
Try weakly

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W.C. Fields, the elderly, famed comedic actor from the 1930's, was living in a state run nursing home, and being interviewed by a Hollywood reporter.

Reporter: "Mr. Fields, during your acting career, you made a small fortune. How can you now be poor and living in in a state run nursing home ? What happened to all your money ?

W.C. Fields: "Most of it I spent on good whiskey, fast women and slow horses. The rest of it I just wasted."

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As you get older three things happen...first your memory goes and I can't remember the other two

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Nice thread Mups, and I am sure it has made a lot of us smile! Thank you!

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Deep thinking from.
I mourned my father sadly. Understandably.
But it wasn't until I really understand the depth.
My real understanding.
It took a while........

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Thanks Twink.

Sometimes it's like people only seek out the trouble and gloom.
Look at how many posts the threads about misery and death get, compared to happier threads.
I don't want to be like that.

Oh, here's one last thought . . .

We can also use the threat of moving in with our children to get all our shopping and housework done.

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1, you can do without sex, but not your glasses
2, you’re likely to be released first in a hostage situation
3, you happily sing along to the music in a lift
4, you don’t need to run anywhere
5, you get into heated arguments about pension plan’s

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Hah, all true Primus.

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I hope your teeth didn't pop out.

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Haha, like that! Not heard it before