Re: Can I have a tortoise?
Originally Posted by
Matchu
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Speedy gathers his daisies. Intelligent creatures evoke the old memories of Harry micro pig. My partner & I fed him premium science the science, but he said royal cat food royal cat food in gravy, or Harry helped himself he could open the fridge should have bought his own fridge thats what, literally ballooned 1000 x the size we were at wits end.
scrap metal chaps gave him a good home, they like big pigs they said. Never knew about that normally horses I thought?
Yeah, I bet he looked good jointed up in their freezer.
I'm outa this thread, because I think it's a wind up.
It's too stupid to be anything else.