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I rather like stairlifts. It's just a shame they always eventually bring you down...

Which reminds me of the time I was in the shopping precinct when there was a power-cut.


.....three bloody hours,I was stuck on that escalator!....
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Jem old fellow ! - I was pottering around in me 'man shed' today going through old files as one is wont to do and I'm sure ya a man yeself who keeps meticulous records. Well I came across this and have come to collect:


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Gumbud, for Poet Laureate.
Hear! Hear! Good God that man is good!, if you don't get Poet Laureate I'll make yeh a medal meself Gumbud

erhmm - I dinny get the Poet Laureate Jemmy??

where's me blood medal ya miserable xxxxxxxxxxxx
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deleted it will frighten him too much!
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As usual, you two miss the crème de la crème.

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As usual, you two miss the crème de la crème.

and tell me spits what's nothing like the real thing been like in your life?? any high moments?
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Ducks tsk

I used to be considered full of fun
Sharing my joy with every one
From harmless pranks
Receiving jolly thanks
From those I cheered (up)
Which brings me to ducks?
How they arrived on the lawn
After a frightening storm
First there were two
Then...quite a few
I blame the two decoys
Placed for folks to enjoy
Avoiding the city centre
Where old folk scarce venture
Came an oasis of sorts
Where fake ducks had bought
An escape from the mundane
Two mallard ducks
What caused all the fuss?
I did not mean to cause trouble
From my quiet humble hovel
However, things turned nasty
When the ducks started to party
“They’re all fakes” said old Bertie
Bob placed them at one thirty
Now they're all dirty

I've been staring at my qwerty
getting a tad shirty
Gone is my substance
Replaced with come uppance

That's it until next time
I hope some words will rhyme




AS my former acquaintance Leon Petulengro, Seventh son of a seventh once said to me
Good life
Good health

in Romany


kushte sante
kushte bok

For good measure, after lunch he told me to "watch your back"
It was years later that it dawned on me that he meant my figurative back and not my physical back.

Ah well
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Originally Posted by Robert Junior ->
Ducks tsk

I used to be considered full of fun
Sharing my joy with every one
From harmless pranks
Receiving jolly thanks
From those I cheered (up)
Which brings me to ducks?
How they arrived on the lawn
After a frightening storm
First there were two
Then...quite a few
I blame the two decoys
Placed for folks to enjoy
Avoiding the city centre
Where old folk scarce venture
Came an oasis of sorts
Where fake ducks had bought
An escape from the mundane
Two mallard ducks
What caused all the fuss?
I did not mean to cause trouble
From my quiet humble hovel
However, things turned nasty
When the ducks started to party
“They’re all fakes” said old Bertie
Bob placed them at one thirty
Now they're all dirty

I've been staring at my qwerty
getting a tad shirty
Gone is my substance
Replaced with come uppance

That's it until next time
I hope some words will rhyme




AS my former acquaintance Leon Petulengro, Seventh son of a seventh once said to me
Good life
Good health

in Romany


kushte sante
kushte bok

For good measure, after lunch he told me to "watch your back"
It was years later that it dawned on me that he meant my figurative back and not my physical back.

Ah well
your rappin well today RJ! - heh mon yu does the rap well!!
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It’s good to see you back on form Robert, just like the old days
 



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