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14-03-2019, 12:10 PM
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Absolutely brilliant!

Nicked for personal use, though I'll have to be careful where!
Highly offensive. They took 613!
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14-03-2019, 12:31 PM
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A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:
"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"
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14-03-2019, 01:01 PM
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They say life is short..... but name one thing you can do that's longer.
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14-03-2019, 01:17 PM
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They say life is short..... but name one thing you can do that's longer.
Live a long life maybe?
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14-03-2019, 01:40 PM
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Live a long life maybe?
Now that comment is a laugh ...
Mr Ploppy having a longer life ...
The old gizzard is at least 105 .. and still kicking ...
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14-03-2019, 01:44 PM
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They say life is short..... but name one thing you can do that's longer.
Trying to get us out of the EU?
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14-03-2019, 07:01 PM
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Trying to get us out of the EU?
He said long, not incalculably unlikely.
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14-03-2019, 07:33 PM
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals.....phillipe phollop
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14-03-2019, 07:34 PM
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My wife asked me to pass her her lipstick, I accidentally gave her a glue stick....she’s still not talking to me..
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14-03-2019, 08:28 PM
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals.....phillipe phollop
 
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