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I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.
Please don't buy it.
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I see the Irish Air Force are to fit ejector seats to their helicopters
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20-03-2019, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by big ben ->
I see the Irish Air Force are to fit ejector seats to their helicopters
Joking apart, that has been done! (The Yanks, I think.)

Of course, they eject the rotor blades first so as to avoid decapitating the aircrew.
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20-03-2019, 11:50 AM
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Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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20-03-2019, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy ->
Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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20-03-2019, 12:35 PM
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A weasel walks into a bar. “Wow” says the barman “We’ve never had a ferret in here before.
“I’m a weasel not a ferret” said the weasel, “Gimme a drink”
‘What’s your poison?” asked the barman.
“Pop” said the weasel.
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20-03-2019, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy ->
Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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20-03-2019, 02:17 PM
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Haha. Hehe
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Sorry about that.
First time I've tried quick reply .
Regards. Donkeyman.
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20-03-2019, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Donkeyman ->
Sorry about that.
First time I've tried quick reply .
Regards. Donkeyman.
I'd quote the post you're laughing at. It would make it clear which one you're laughing at!
No criticism; just a helpful suggestion.
 
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