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I’d be happy if I could manage to say “goodbye”, why waste your last moments trying to become a death bed philosopher, there’s no future in it.
Now if I was famous like Frank Sinatra I’d have to be original, I’d rise up in the bed, look terrified, and sing out…
“And now the end is here, someone has laced my final bourbon”
Ohhh,Jem [sigh] it's Bourbon-wivva capitatal 'B',mate!
[typical Yanks though-the boot's a trunk,the bonnet's a hood,the pavement's a sidewalk...and y'can be arrested for 'jaywalking' when in fact you're admiring the view!]
OR - how about SOD the Bourban,Jem-'There's whiskey in the jar[-o]'