17-03-2019, 05:20 PM
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Never trust a woman
Who says one thing and always does something elseWho says they can multitask, when they can't manage sex and a headache at the same time.
Who says "popping down to the shops, won't be long", that means at least 3 hours
Who look fab, it is all padding and makup
17-03-2019, 07:38 PM
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Re: Never trust a woman
Originally Posted by summer
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Never trust a woman that deletes her post.
18-03-2019, 07:48 AM
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Re: Never trust a woman
HiNever trust a woman who buys a dress after 3 hours of shopping and then decides to send it back.
Women are a mystery to me.
Why is it that before you get married they are convinced that you are not happy unless you are out with mates or having sex with them?
As soon as that ring goes on that finger, a chemical reaction takes place.
They are then convinced that you are not happy unless you you are decorating, shopping or visiting their Mothers.
One of life's great mysteries.
Trust me ladies, a couple of hours in bed is far more enjoyable than a couple of hours in Laura Ashley or Dunelm.
A couple of hours in Harrods or Harvey Nicks is in fact life threatening to a Yorkshireman.
It should be classed as attempted Murder.
18-03-2019, 10:20 AM
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Re: Never trust a woman
Originally Posted by swimfeeders
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A couple of hours in Harrods or Harvey Nicks is in fact life threatening to a Yorkshireman.
It should be classed as attempted Murder.
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