09-12-2019, 10:51 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by
Longdogs
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Was I collecting my award for kicking all the floosies out?
Of course not, silly Billy. Don't expect awards for things you will never be able to do.
No, I read all about your escapades today. You've been rumbled.
It seems you have a new hobby - Turnip Tossing.
The write up said there is a mysterious man in Paignton who has been out turnip tossing at motorists.
One extra large turnip hit a woman's car and caused £700 worth of damage!
A man in a Range Rover also had his vehicle damaged.
Police said other cars have been attacked with these missiles too, often from a bridge over the A380.
The Range Rover man is after you, dongle.
He has offered a £250 reward for anyone with information.
I pick up the cheque in the morning.