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Since the age of three she was fat
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Since the age of three she was fat
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The body of an acrobat

To the circus she then made her way
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To the circus she then made her way
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To the circus she then made her way
From a trapeze she was hoping to sway
But then fate reared it's head
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To the circus she then made her way
From a trapeze she was hoping to sway
But then fate reared it's head
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Re: Limericks. (New).

To the circus she then made her way
From a trapeze she was hoping to sway
But then fate reared it's head
Her `catcher`, called Ted
Wasn't looking, to everyone's dismay

Fortunately a trampoline was below
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Fortunately a trampoline was below
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Fortunately a trampoline was below
Which considerably softened the blow
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