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28-02-2020, 12:45 AM
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I have been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.
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28-02-2020, 12:47 AM
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I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off."
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28-02-2020, 11:04 AM
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I have been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.
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Eek! Too much info!


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Eek! Too much info!




I suppose that depends upon how many sheets you use per shit. Personally, I use two-up, two-down and two to polish.
Not that anyone's the slightest interested in that, of course.
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I suppose that depends upon how many sheets you use per shit. Personally, I use two-up, two-down and two to polish.
Not that anyone's the slightest interested in that, of course.
Oh I don't know..... A new thread perhaps.
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I'm sure we could all cut down on the amount of loo paper we use. Try using both sides for instance.
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Ladies and Men's loo - but which is which? ��

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Ladies and Men's loo - but which is which? ��

Clever! I think I can guess, though I'm not sure the ladies can!
 
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