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03-07-2016, 10:58 PM
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My cat is giving me "daggers"
If I watch her she looks like she swaggers
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03-07-2016, 11:16 PM
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My cat is giving me daggers
If I watch her she looks like she swaggers
She turns round and stares
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04-07-2016, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Morticia ->
The EU is history I fear
Be nice if it was too on here
But as it is not
in fact is still quite a lot
I regrettably now cover my ears.
Dame Morticia
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04-07-2016, 07:34 AM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

My cat is giving me daggers
If I watch her she looks like she swaggers
She turns round and stares
And actually glares
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04-07-2016, 07:45 AM
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My cat is giving me daggers
If I watch her she looks like she swaggers
She turns round and stares
And actually glares
Her manner is worse than Mick Jagger's
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04-07-2016, 07:46 AM
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There's a blinking great hole in my knickers
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04-07-2016, 07:49 AM
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There's a blinking great hole in my knickers
Is it actually worse than the Vicars?
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04-07-2016, 07:54 AM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

There's a blinking great hole in my knickers
Is it actually worse than the Vickers ?
How do you know that ?
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04-07-2016, 09:07 AM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

There's a blinking great hole in my knickers
Is it actually worse than the Vickers ?
How do you know that ?
Keep it under your hat
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04-07-2016, 10:24 AM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

There's a blinking great hole in my knickers
Is it actually worse than the Vickers?
How do you know that ?
keep it under your hat
Any bigger and I'll have to get zippers !
 
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