24-09-2019, 08:56 AM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Judd
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Good grief, you can see why they call her Abbottpotomus.
She's a bit of a hippo too.
28-09-2019, 05:46 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
A tour bus full of seniors is driven down a motorway when a little old lady taps the driver on the shoulder.She offers him a handful of almonds which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes she taps him on the shoulder again and hands him another handful of almonds.
She repeats the gesture eight more times. On the ninth time he asks the little old lady why the seniors don’t eat the almonds themselves.
She replies that it’s not possible because they can’t chew and eat them with their dentures and old teeth.
“Why do buy them then?” he asks, puzzled
The lady replies “We just love the chocolate around them”.
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