Join for free
Page 438 of 590 « First < 338 388 428 436 437 438 439 440 448 488 538 > Last »
Silver Tabby's Avatar
Silver Tabby
Chatterbox
Silver Tabby is offline
God's own county!
Joined: Oct 2012
Posts: 24,659
Silver Tabby is female  Silver Tabby has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
16-01-2021, 08:17 AM
4371

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert had some fishcakes for tea
But didn't do enough for you or me
he cremated some chips
Which burnt my lips
and made me feel very angry.


So I whacked him with the frying pan
Barry's Avatar
Barry
Chatterbox
Barry is offline
North Notts
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 15,676
Barry is male  Barry has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
16-01-2021, 08:37 AM
4372

Re: Limericks. (New).

So I whacked him with the frying pan
Then ran and ran, as fast as I can
Mups's Avatar
Mups
Chatterbox
Mups is offline
Northamptonshire
Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 46,083
Mups is female  Mups has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
16-01-2021, 11:49 AM
4373

Re: Limericks. (New).

So I whacked him with the frying pan
Then ran and ran, as fast as I can
Bert stood holding his head
Barry's Avatar
Barry
Chatterbox
Barry is offline
North Notts
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 15,676
Barry is male  Barry has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
16-01-2021, 03:29 PM
4374

Re: Limericks. (New).

So I whacked him with the frying pan
Then ran and ran, as fast as I can
Bert stood holding his head
And wishing he'd stayed in bed
Mups's Avatar
Mups
Chatterbox
Mups is offline
Northamptonshire
Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 46,083
Mups is female  Mups has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
16-01-2021, 04:24 PM
4375

Re: Limericks. (New).

So I whacked him with the frying pan
Then ran and ran, as fast as I can
Bert stood holding his head
And wishing he'd stayed in bed
Then went for a coffee with Stan.



When Dot's dog cuddled up on her lap
Judd's Avatar
Judd
Chatterbox
Judd is offline
West Riding of Yorkshire
Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 12,538
Judd is male  Judd has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
16-01-2021, 11:13 PM
4376

Re: Limericks. (New).

When Dot's dog cuddled up on her lap
And settled down for a nap
Mups's Avatar
Mups
Chatterbox
Mups is offline
Northamptonshire
Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 46,083
Mups is female  Mups has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
17-01-2021, 05:38 PM
4377

Re: Limericks. (New).

When Dot's dog cuddled up on her lap
And settled down for a nap
They both fell asleep
Barry's Avatar
Barry
Chatterbox
Barry is offline
North Notts
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 15,676
Barry is male  Barry has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
17-01-2021, 05:44 PM
4378

Re: Limericks. (New).

When Dot's dog cuddled up on her lap
And settled down for a nap
They both fell asleep
And dreamt of some sheep
Longdogs's Avatar
Longdogs
Chatterbox
Longdogs is offline
SW England
Joined: Mar 2016
Posts: 43,957
Longdogs is male  Longdogs has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
17-01-2021, 08:48 PM
4379

Re: Limericks. (New).

When Dot's dog cuddled up on her lap
And settled down for a nap
They both fell asleep
And dreamt of some sheep
And both of them gave the odd 'Yap'


When Tabs entered 'Dancing on ice'
Mups's Avatar
Mups
Chatterbox
Mups is offline
Northamptonshire
Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 46,083
Mups is female  Mups has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
17-01-2021, 09:59 PM
4380

Re: Limericks. (New).

When Tabs entered 'Dancing on Ice'
Her partner was handsome and nice
 
Page 438 of 590 « First < 338 388 428 436 437 438 439 440 448 488 538 > Last »

Thread Tools


© Copyright 2009, Over50sForum   Contact Us | Over 50s Forum! | Archive | Privacy Statement | Terms of Use | Top

Powered by vBulletin Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.