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Coming of a ferry the port police noticed a lorry driver getting out and hitting the side of the lorry. Strange thing to do they though so decided to follow him.

Every so many miles he would stop and get out and hit the lorry side.

Eventually the policed decided to stop him and ask what he was doing.

The driver explained that the lorry was only capable of a 7.5 ton load and he had 9 tons of parrots in the back. So by banging the lorry side it made the birds fly around inside and got the load down to 7.5 tons

See explaination for everything. If you believe that then let me sell you ice cube in tha Artic
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25-09-2014, 12:41 PM
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25-09-2014, 12:49 PM
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25-09-2014, 02:38 PM
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It would still weigh the same birds in flight or not........think about it !
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25-09-2014, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by realspeed ->
Coming of a ferry the port police noticed a lorry driver getting out and hitting the side of the lorry. Strange thing to do they though so decided to follow him.

Every so many miles he would stop and get out and hit the lorry side.

Eventually the policed decided to stop him and ask what he was doing.

The driver explained that the lorry was only capable of a 7.5 ton load and he had 9 tons of parrots in the back. So by banging the lorry side it made the birds fly around inside and got the load done to 7.5 tons

See explaination for everything. If you believe that then let me sell you ice cube in tha Artic
Love it but not buying any ice cubes !
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25-09-2014, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Julie1962 ->
Love it but not buying any ice cubes !
I'll have some - but it will have to be ones that don't melt
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I'll have some - but it will have to be ones that don't melt
They cost extra...
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They cost extra...
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