Pheasant story

I am not a pheasant plucker but a pheasant pluckers son and I am only plucking pheasants until the pheasant plucker comes

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If a woodpecker could peck wood, how much wood would a woodpecker peck if a woodpecker could peck wood?
Answer
A woodpecker would peck all the wood he could peck if a woodpecker could peck wood

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Well of course a woodpecker can peck wood, I have a picture of a woodpecker pecking wood, a moving picture of a woodpecker drilling let alone pecking at a wooden tree !