Great lines

Forget Shakespeare but lines that are just `throw away`and yet so funny.

One of my favourites is from Jeeves and Wooster.

Bertie is in another pickle and pretends he has gone mad-the crowd gathers and one of his Aunt`s is told he is having a brainstorm

She replies;

What with?

Just two words but so perfect

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I love those old Jeeves & Wooster things. All that stuff with the Empress of Blandings is wonderful, never fails to cheer me up.
There were some clever remarks made.

One I remember is when one of Bertie's barmy friends had been chucked by a girl friend, he described the friend as having been 'returned to stock' ....

Stephen Fry and Hugh Lawrie were superb on the box.

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I liked the one with Laurel and Hardy, the phone rings, Stan picks it up and says 'It sure is' then hangs up. Ollie turns to Stan and asks him who it was. 'Someone rang up and said it was a long distance from California and I said it sure is.

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Jaws:- Your going to need a bigger boat.

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Oscar Wilde, on hearing a good quip: I wish I had said that.

Friend: You will, Oscar, you will

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The two shepherds when they saw a storm coming. 'Lets get the flock outa here'.

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Sarah Connor in Terminator after she spills the coffee on the customer. Her friend says ''look at it this way, in a hundred years whose gonna care?'' I just love that!! LOL

June x

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Al Capone: "You can get more with a smile and a gun than you can with just a smile."

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"I'll have what she's having." (woman to waiter,when Meg Ryan faking orgasm)

"When Harry Met Sally"

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Stir Crazy: The Judge sentences them for bank robbery and gives them 125 years. Harry says Oh God!! I'll be 161 when I get out!!!

June x