09-12-2009, 12:33 PM
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When on the rare occasion that I am shopping in a supermarket I like to bring a little ray of hope and thrill to my fellow pensioners, whether I know them or not, by dropping a packet of condoms into their trolley. The lady thinks the man has put them there and vice-versa each can share the fleeting thrill of the rekindling of past remembered passions.On the other hand the thought might be "you'll be lucky" or "on yer bike".
09-12-2009, 06:43 PM
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im sorry but i would of rolled about laughing at them, what a pair of muppets.ive seen turkey crowns, 20 odd quid for na lump of meat!!!!!
im going to lidles and buying a 3 bird roast. for 9-99p turkey/chicken/duck all in 1. sounds nice
a while back i was shopping. and there was this woman with 2 huge desserts 1 in each hand. saying to her mate, "which one shall i have?? oh sod it ill have both. i can always throw away 1 if we dont eat it" these where expensive ones. couldnt beleive what i was hearing.
and the amount of money they are spendinding. thought there was a credit crunch ????
all credit cards being flashed around. just wonder how many will go bankrupt next year.
09-12-2009, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by merz
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Went to do my big shop at lunchtime and was looking at fresh meat when these so called 'ladies' started arguing about a Turkey Crown 
They were like 2 children both wanting the same thing-Think they had both gone to pick up the same Crown at the same time then started rowing about it!! You would have thought it was the last one, but there were at least another ten of them-their language was appalling and before it could develop into a full blown fight they were escorted off the premises both of them minus a Turkey Crown!! Just can't understand how anyone can get to that point especially over a piece of Turkey 
09-12-2009, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by dandysmom
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Oh Victor, naughty! But funny .......
12-12-2009, 12:07 PM
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I blame Christmas myself. I always hope that if I wait long enough someone will cancel it one year. Fancy women fighting over meat that is bad. One of the reasons I am so negative about Christmas is that is brings out the worst in a lot of folk. You see greed at this time of year and people trying to out do each other to get the best gifts. Children are encouraged to be greedy as they watch the adults over indulging on food and drink. Then the mood swings of mum, dad, granny, grandpa all hung over and so regretting what they might have said or done.Personally I can't wait until it is all over and sanity reigns again.
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