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Cadbury Flake I believe
Ah yes! I remember Cadbury's. They used to make chocolate at one time, didn't they?
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The wife said I never buy her anything anymore, so I asked her what she would like, “ something that goes from 0 to175 ,
So I bought her some bathroom scales...
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The wife said I never buy her anything anymore, so I asked her what she would like, “ something that goes from 0 to175 ,
So I bought her some bathroom scales...

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First day on the job .... that's just mean!

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Two elderly ladies, Mabel and Evie, meet at a café for a nice cup of coffee and a cake.

After a while, Mabel peers closely at Evie and says, “Evie, it looks like you have a suppository in your ear!”

“What?”

“It looks like you have a suppository in your ear, Evie!” says Mabel a bit louder.

“Oh,” checks Evie, “you’re right! Drat, well, at least I know where my hearing aid is now.”
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Originally Posted by Primus1 ->
Two elderly ladies, Mabel and Evie, meet at a café for a nice cup of coffee and a cake.

After a while, Mabel peers closely at Evie and says, “Evie, it looks like you have a suppository in your ear!”

“What?”

“It looks like you have a suppository in your ear, Evie!” says Mabel a bit louder.

“Oh,” checks Evie, “you’re right! Drat, well, at least I know where my hearing aid is now.”
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Admin reminder:

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Please make sure any 'adult' themed jokes/funnies are posted in the Cheeky Chat section - thanks!
 
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