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02-03-2020, 12:06 AM
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Re: Alien attack

Originally Posted by Dodge ->
Out of the thousands of images of that cartoon character, you had to chose the one that is showing a rude sign..typical
That's me cobber. I'm typical..and rude. Totally rude. I'm ruder than Rude Jock McRude from the Planet Rude. But I'm OK when you get to know me..honest.
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02-03-2020, 07:18 AM
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Re: Alien attack

Originally Posted by realspeed ->
What preparation have you made incase we are invaded from outer space?
I'm buying up big on heavy duty tin foil hats. You can never have too many.

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02-03-2020, 07:31 AM
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Re: Alien attack

Originally Posted by Morticia ->
Are we to assume they'll be friendly?

They might be nasty critters, or heard space gossip and rumors about what humanity is like and just flatten us out of existence. .. attack us from space .... infect us with a disease.
Hi

Worry not.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_the_Block

The vicious aliens made the mistake of landing in a Tower Block on a Council Estate in London.

The local yobs made mincemeat of them.
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02-03-2020, 07:51 AM
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Re: Alien attack

I must be more than half a century since I was troubled by the Klingons.
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02-03-2020, 08:00 AM
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Re: Alien attack

Originally Posted by keezoy ->
Still reckon she is Stephen Merchant's mini me.
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02-03-2020, 08:03 AM
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Re: Alien attack

Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->
Hi

Worry not.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_the_Block

The vicious aliens made the mistake of landing in a Tower Block on a Council Estate in London.

The local yobs made mincemeat of them.


I liked that film. Forgot that Jodie Whittaker was in it.
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02-03-2020, 10:55 AM
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Re: Alien attack

Originally Posted by Primus1 ->
Working on making some metal shorts....the anal probing don’t ya know...
I've got a couple of tubes of KY for the same reason.

"There's always time for lubrication!". Great line from the film "Evolution" ---
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02-03-2020, 10:55 AM
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Re: Alien attack

All Aliens must be put into space ships and sent back to the planet which they first landed on.

That'll sort them out!
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02-03-2020, 10:58 AM
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Re: Alien attack

Originally Posted by spitfire ->
I must be more than half a century since I was troubled by the Klingons.
Hydrocortisone is very effective isn't it!
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02-03-2020, 03:55 PM
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Aliens are farts.

Humans have always won Mr Universe, thats true that.
 
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