Mammograms

Mammograms
Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home.

EXERCISE ONE:

Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.

Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective enough..


EXERCISE TWO:

Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat with the other breast.

EXERCISE THREE:

Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts.

Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.


YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED!

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So did I Good one

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Agood one but so true specially if you are a larger lady like wot I am.

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They are all good exercises Cate, my Woman tried the fridge one, I remember it well, that was when we had the cherry topped iced tart for dessert.

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You are funny. Just imagine having your John Thomas treated in a similar way.

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I think Wouldn't go a miss either.

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mine is in august no fun

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Never mind Pixie it's worth it, just to know you are ok.

But I must say all the years I was taught by my mum to look after my breasts, as I was a big girl she used to say that I had to be very careful, she would scare me so I was always careful.


Then along comes the Mammogram and there I am pummled and pushed amazing.

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Isent it on to a friend who is going next week. I always find that they hurt, I'm sure they dont need all that pressure.