Breeding bulls

My wife and I went to the Gloucestershire Easter show & one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls ....We went up to the first pen & there was a sign attached that said: 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs.....smiled & said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab & said, 'WOW~ That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.'

We then walked to the third pen & it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, & said, 'That's once a day....You could REALLY learn something from this one!

I looked at her & said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'

My condition has been downgraded from critical to stable ....Seems that I should eventually make a full recovery .

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That's a naughty rib of beef to me

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An old bull and a young bull were standing in the corner of a field.

"I know", said the young bull, "let's run down the field and have one of those cows each".

"No", said the old bull. "Let's walk down the field, and have them all".

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Ha Ha brilliant!