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05-10-2020, 09:14 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He drilled the cork out
And was then heard to shout
" I did it! I did it!"
"That was tight fit"
Wine ruined of that no doubt

Off to the wine shop he went
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05-10-2020, 09:32 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Off to the wine shop he went
But all of his cash he had spent
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05-10-2020, 12:13 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Off to the wine shop he went
But all of his cash he had spent
So he called at his bank
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05-10-2020, 12:24 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Off to the wine shop he went
But all of his cash he had spent
So he called at his bank
And there his heart sank
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05-10-2020, 04:00 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Off to the wine shop he went
But all of his cash he had spent
So he called at his bank
And there his heart sank
Cos the bank wouldn’t lend him a cent


So he went to his mate for a loan
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05-10-2020, 05:30 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So he went to his mate for a loan
But the door was opened by an old crone
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05-10-2020, 07:19 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So he went to his mate for a loan
But the door was opened by an old crone
The shock made him jump
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05-10-2020, 07:23 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So he went to his mate for a loan
But the door was opened by an old crone
The shock made him jump
The crone had the hump
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05-10-2020, 09:47 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So he went to his mate for a loan
But the door was opened by an old crone
The shock made him jump
The crone had the hump
She thumped him he dropped like a stone.
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05-10-2020, 10:23 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Next one please EZ?



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Oh, he's gorn . .
 
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