Re: Limericks. (New).

In Skegness one day, on the beach
A vicar suddenly started to preach
A crowd gathered round
To this calling they found

Re: Limericks. (New).

In Skegness one day, on the beach
A vicar suddenly started to preach
A crowd gathered round
To this calling they found
That they all got a blessing each.




The postman, who's name was Phil

Re: Limericks. (New).

The postman, whose name was Phil
Delivered Daisy a great big bill

Re: Limericks. (New).

The postman, whose name was Phil
Delivered Daisy a great big bill
"This bill can't be mine"

Re: Limericks. (New).

The postman, whose name was Phil
Delivered Daisy a great big bill
"This bill can't be mine"
She sat down, and poured some out wine

Re: Limericks. (New).

The postman, whose name was Phil
Delivered Daisy a great big bill
"This bill can't be mine"
She sat down, and poured some out wine
And decided to just sit and chill


Don’t blame the postie phill said

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Don’t blame the postie phill said
But the bill left him scratching his head

Re: Limericks. (New).

Don’t blame the postie phill said
But the bill left him scratching his head
"Did I make a mistake?"

Re: Limericks. (New).

Don't blame the postie Phil said
But the bill left him scratching his head
Did I make a mistake
I'll check it, just wait

Re: Limericks. (New).

Don't blame the postie Phil said
But the bill left him scratching his head
Did I make a mistake
I'll check it, just wait
"Apologies, it was for No. 23 instead."




Judd wanted a new winter coat