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Goat told the pig his desire
Pig told the goat you’ll be playing with fire
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Goat told the pig his desire
Pig told the goat you’ll be playing with fire
"He's nothing but an ass"
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Goat told the pig his desire
Pig told the goat you’ll be playing with fire
"He's nothing but an ass"
"Don#t be so crass"
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Goat told the pig his desire
Pig told the goat you'll be playing with fire
"He's nothing but an ass"
"Don't be so crass"
Well I think you're such a liar

Goat said "I'll find a new friend"
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26-04-2021, 03:55 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Goat said “ I’ll find a new friend “
As I don’t want to offend
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26-04-2021, 04:01 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Goat said “ I’ll find a new friend “
As I don’t want to offend
"Maybe that ewe over there"
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Goat said “ I’ll find a new friend “
As I don’t want to offend
"Maybe that ewe over there"
"with the glamorous stare"
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Goat said “ I’ll find a new friend “
As I don’t want to offend
"Maybe that ewe over there"
"with the glamorous stare"
"And the rather plump back end"

"You can clear off", said the ewe
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"You can clear off", said the ewe
"I don't fancy goats - thank you!
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"You can clear off", said the ewe
"I don't fancy goats - thank you!
So Billy's lust went unsated
 
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