Re: Limericks. (New).

Now she had a corpse in her bed
What do you do with a geezer that's dead?
So she thought it all through

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Now she had a corpse in her bed
What do you do with a geezer that's dead?
So she thought it all through
And then made him into stew

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now she had a corpse in her bed
What do you do with a geezer that's dead?
So she thought it all through
And then made him into stew
Which she served with some freshly baked bread

I often wish that I could

Re: Limericks. (New).

I often wish that I could
Make beautiful things from wood

Re: Limericks. (New).

I often wish that I could
Make beautiful things from wood
A chest of drawers, perhaps?

Re: Limericks. (New).

I often wish that I could
Make beautiful things from wood
A chest of drawers, perhaps?
Then some new mouse traps

Re: Limericks. (New).

I often wish that I could
Make beautiful things from wood
A chest of drawers perhaps?
Then some new mouse traps
Or an oak garden bench would be good


I found a sick bird on my lawn

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found a sick bird on my lawn
It's feathers, all tattered and torn

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I found a sick bird on my lawn
It's feathers, all tattered and torn
Nearby was the wrongdoer

Re: Limericks. (New).

I found a sick bird on my lawn
It's feathers all tattered and torn
Nearby was the wrongdoer
A cat AKA The Wee Poo'er