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19-07-2021, 08:53 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The consequences were dire
His gut felt like it was on fire
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19-07-2021, 10:48 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The consequences were dire
His gut felt like it was on fire
He retched and he spewed
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19-07-2021, 10:56 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The consequences were dire
His gut felt like it was on fire
He retched and he spewed
And then how he poo'd ()
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19-07-2021, 11:12 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The consequences were dire
His gut felt like it was on fire
He retched and he spewed
And then how he poo'd ()
and tangled in Swimmys razor wire.


He escaped but minus his tail
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19-07-2021, 11:33 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He escaped but minus his tail
What did you expect, just an email
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20-07-2021, 04:27 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He escaped but minus his tail
What did you expect, just an email
But the wound was sore
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20-07-2021, 08:27 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He escaped but minus his tail
What did you expect, just an email
But the wound was sore
He could stand it no more
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20-07-2021, 10:27 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He escaped but minus his tail
What did you expect, just an email
But the wound was sore
He could stand it no more
And so he began to wail

Off to A&E he went
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20-07-2021, 10:31 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Off to A&E he went
On a taxi his money he spent
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20-07-2021, 10:36 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Off to A&E he went
On a taxi his money he spent
He was given a bed for the night
 
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