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15-12-2009, 10:52 PM
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Why oh why?

Why .....do Tesco's make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Why .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Why ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Why ......do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


Why . .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?


Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?


Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?



Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?



Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?



Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?



You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!



Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?



If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


I know I cut and pasted it from an email, but it made me smile
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15-12-2009, 10:58 PM
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Brilliant.....and they are all so true!
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15-12-2009, 11:04 PM
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Great...... and like Mags says so true!
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15-12-2009, 11:06 PM
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Had me in stitches! But I can answer this one:

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Because the cat food manufacturers tried it and .......the cats hated it!!!
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15-12-2009, 11:17 PM
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And just a quick add-on....

Why is dyslexia such a hard word to spell.....?
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15-12-2009, 11:25 PM
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Why isn't lemon the word for yellow, or yellow the word for lemon? (Sorry me being daft! lol)

Good list PPH - had me
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16-12-2009, 12:24 AM
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You've put my brain into gear now PPh. I'll be awake all night now.
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16-12-2009, 12:34 AM
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Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
 



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