15-10-2016, 07:00 PM
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An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.'The Englishman responds, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.'
The Irishman replies, 'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.'
The Welshman answers, 'I'd like to hear "Men Of Harlech" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.'
The Scotsman says quickly, 'I'D LIKE TO BE SHOT FIRST' .'
Oh good to see You again Abbey...Roxy...where are Ye Hen....aye it's been freezin' here too all day...Hi Swimfeeders..well Your Polish visitors are braver than I drinkin' the Amber Nectar
15-10-2016, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by swimfeeders
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HiWell my Scottish evening for my Polish visitors went well, they had a taste for whisky and haggis.
The little ones have seen the bagpipes and are fascinated, the 3 year old thinks it is very funny, Daddies in skirts
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15-10-2016, 08:03 PM
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Bloomin' heck ! I go away for a couple of days, and it seems that there's been trouble again ! Looked back but can't see anything nasty. I'm presuming the offending posts have been deleted. Glad that everyone is back together again. I was wondering which one of those warriors in the pic. is Nom ?? The one on the left with the long pointy stick ??
Back from a few days at two bothies. Own bed tonight - Bliss !! I hope everyone is fit and well.
Mike.
15-10-2016, 09:12 PM
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Good to see everybody posting again. I felt as if I needed a shower. May I was in Govan yesterday getting my hair done. Myrtle glad your enjoying yourself I went there a few years ago with friends. Abbey glad your back with us again. Good to see all the men posting again. Waiting for Casualty to come on.16-10-2016, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Nephroin
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Bloomin' heck ! I go away for a couple of days, and it seems that there's been trouble again ! Looked back but can't see anything nasty. I'm presuming the offending posts have been deleted. Glad that everyone is back together again. I was wondering which one of those warriors in the pic. is Nom ?? The one on the left with the long pointy stick ??Back from a few days at two bothies. Own bed tonight - Bliss !! I hope everyone is fit and well.
Mike.
16-10-2016, 09:30 AM
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Good Morning Nom and all..there's nothing sleekit or timorous about You Kid
I was urged by Daughter to watch 'Strictly' last night,and wow ,I was bowled over by the jiving couple,fantastic,so I'm hooked now though I've not watched it before...have a good Sunday Folks,see Ya Later,xx
16-10-2016, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted by May
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Good Morning Nom and all..there's nothing sleekit or timorous about You Kid I was urged by Daughter to watch 'Strictly' last night,and wow ,I was bowled over by the jiving couple,fantastic,so I'm hooked now though I've not watched it before...have a good Sunday Folks,see Ya Later,xx
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