08-12-2020, 10:43 PM
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In days of old
A couple of my dad's little ditties from when I was a kid.In days of old,
When Knights were bold,
And toilets weren't invented,
They dug a hole in the middle of the road,
And sat there quite contented.
In days of old,
When Knights were bold,
And toilets weren't invented,
They wiped their @rses with blades of grasses,
And had to be contented.
... and one from the radio programme, I'm sorry I'll read that again.
Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
Orchids are expensive,
Will Dandelians do?
09-12-2020, 10:04 AM
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Re: In days of old
Originally Posted by Fruitcake
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A couple of my dad's little ditties from when I was a kid.In days of old,
When Knights were bold,
And toilets weren't invented,
They dug a hole in the middle of the road,
And sat there quite contented.
In days of old,
When Knights were bold,
And toilets weren't invented,
They wiped their @rses with blades of grasses,
And had to be contented.
... and one from the radio programme, I'm sorry I'll read that again.
Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
Orchids are expensive,
Will Dandelians do?
Brilliant, Fruitcake!
09-12-2020, 10:05 AM
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Re: In days of old
Originally Posted by keezoy
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Roses are redViolets are blue
Sometimes I like to drink from the toilet.......
Lovely photo.
09-12-2020, 10:43 AM
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Re: In days of old
“ In the days of old when knights were bold,St George went forth to fight,
With his trusty steed and his sword of gold
And his armour shining bright...“
That brings back memories, that was our school anthem which we used to sing every morning......... ah, those were the days!
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