Woman to marry Tree.

I can’t find a link but there’s a story in the paper today about a woman who is in love with a Tree and she intends to marry it, sorry him, it’s a male tree obviously as she calls him Tim. I didn't know there were male and female Trees. Seems like there are some people who actually believe this type of drivel “The sensation of bark against flesh is unbelievably sexy, and the leaves flapping off my body make it thrilling” She says or words to that effect.

I think this could open up a whole can of worms for the same sex marriage arguments, what if the law won't allow her to marry the Tree? could she claim discrimination?, if we're not careful here we could see people marrying Frogs and Rose bushes, nothing surprises me anymore in this weird world.

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She's out of her tree and no mistake

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I only hope the poor kids don't turn out to be Saps

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At least when they're married he'll sleep like a log.

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I can think a one or two people who have married Frogs...

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No, they'll probably be barking...

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If you lie down with trees you wake up with splinters

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But you fall into a deep s-lumber...

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Needs to watch out for the s-lumber jack.

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I see my sister's been at it again!

I wonder where they'll exchange their boughs!