Never trust a man....................

A bit of fun.

Never trust a man to put your lipstick on.
Sweetie

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.
Billy Connolly

Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.
John Churton Collins

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Never trust a man to put washing in the tumble drier, shrunken jumper would fit a 5 year old here today.

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Exactly my point.

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Never trust a man with a hole in his pocket. He will feel cocky all day.

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Oh I say.

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Never trust a man that cheats with you, as he is likely to cheat on you.
(Women too)

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... who says he just wants your opinion on the outfit he's about to try on upstairs!

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True very true.
Etchings come to mind also.

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ooops sorry Sweetie just saw this thread..... I posted on the never trust a woman thread but I see you posted the Billy Connolly tea cosy quote too

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Yes I saw the deleted and I was naughty.

Never trust a man that walks funny.