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Never trust a man who goes door to door selling doors.

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Never trust a man with the letters MP after his name.

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Errrr
Never trust a man that keeps ferrets

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They most assuredly do!

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Ooh, I have never been there. I now have that vision.

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Never trust a man who's name changes at weekends.

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Ooh Longlegs to Longchops eh?

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Never trust a man . . full stop!

In my experience, they never do what they promise to do, I think it's a genetic thing.

The number of men who have told me they will be here to do a job for me at a certain time, on whichever day, then disappear into the wilderness never to be seen again . . no phone call, nothing, well, I have lost count.

I am still waiting for the gas man to service my boiler. He was coming last September!!!
Needless to say, I had to find someone else.

It can't be coincidence, it happens all the flippin' time.

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Oh poor you.
I never trust workmen.

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Bloomin' nightmare, aren't they.
Well they are round this way anyway.