15-02-2019, 11:04 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by
spitfire
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Jem, before you disappear I need your advice, I think I have developed Ornithophobia, I am worried.
First thing to do is check out your neck on the left hand side, if you find two tiny pin hole marks there it could mean that you were given what you thought was a ‘love bite’ by some bird as a youth, these marks are a bad sign.
Next have a look at your backside, you may need a mirror for this, if you see tiny feathers sprouting out then you are well and truly doomed.
Your best bet would be to fly to Lourdes and pray. Hope that helps.