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03-10-2018, 08:51 PM
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'Do you sell viagra?'
'Yes'
'Can I get it over the counter?'
'Maybe,if you take two!'
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03-10-2018, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Pat Riot ->
'Do you sell viagra?'
'Yes'
'Can I get it over the counter?'
'Maybe,if you take two!'
like it you can stay - did you hear the joke about the blind prositute? - you have to hand it to her!
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04-10-2018, 01:44 AM
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Do you realise 93% of people have no interest in mathematics?

...or that the remaining 5% can't count???
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04-10-2018, 06:07 AM
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Did you hear about the spiders who got engaged?

I heard they met on the web.
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04-10-2018, 09:39 AM
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My favourite joke of all time.....

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in Cherry Tree's

Tickles me that one
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04-10-2018, 03:28 PM
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Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus" he says.
The Bartender looks puzzled and asks,"Do you mean a 'martini'?"
Caesar retorts,"If I wanted a double,I'd ask for a double!"

[thassa Latin joke,that is...good,eh?]
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04-10-2018, 08:38 PM
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Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night.
Beautiful night is,
When you hug your teddy bear and sleep.
Horror night is,
When your teddy bear hugs you BACK.
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05-10-2018, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Sweetie pie ->
Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night.
Beautiful night is,
When you hug your teddy bear and sleep.
Horror night is,
When your teddy bear hugs you BACK.
....and laughs,in that 'slow,hollow' fashion...sleep well...mwahahaha....
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05-10-2018, 02:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Pug ->
Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus" he says.
The Bartender looks puzzled and asks,"Do you mean a 'martini'?"
Caesar retorts,"If I wanted a double,I'd ask for a double!"

[thassa Latin joke,that is...good,eh?]
no! latinus; latinmass; latinmut
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05-10-2018, 02:53 PM
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Oi,plonker....issa JOKE!

[ohhh,I forgot-dumbum doesn't understand jokes-coz he IS one!]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA....
 
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